2. I finally got over the fact that I was not chosen for homecoming queen. It’s a relief that I can now live vicariously through my daughter and force help her to become the center of attention that I never was.

3. I do not enjoy listening (with one ear, of course) to negativity. I hate when stupid people say mean things and I find it makes me want to hurt them.

4. My children are all exceptionally smart, polite, and handsome. I say this with modesty as I understand how difficult it must be to have children who are not. Better luck next time.

5. I believe my husband when he says the girl looked older than eighteen. I can’t wait for him to get home and look forward to picking up our life where it left off when it was so quickly jerked from our hands.

6. I have a healthy sense of who I am. Some people wander aimlessly through their bleak and hum-drum life but I know I am better than them.

7. If I could have one wish, it would be that I would be the richest, thinnest, prettiest person in the world and that I could have five homes, no ten, all over the world and have servants who wait on me hand and foot and . . .

just kidding – world peace.

8. If I could be reincarnated, I would like to come back as one of Nadya Suleman’s octuplets. How exciting to be one of eight, and have six brothers and sisters, besides the others in the litter. Some people have all the luck!

9. I do not care for working. I’m not lazy; I just don’t get any enjoyment out of physical labor, and if it’s not fun, why do it?

10. I am not a religious person but consider myself spiritual. Like, I don’t go to church or anything, but if something bad was going to happen, I would pray to God to save me.